Saturday, March 3, 2007

Requiem for 95.7

The last oldies station in the entire city has been bought out by these assholes from L.A. who want to pretend they're from here but fail miserably at using our slang.

"The" 8-80. Hahahaha. That's almost as good as when the L.A. assholes who bought out the other oldies station (Oh 99.7, We Hardly Knew Ye) talked about "Solano" County.

And now they're all, "We're not like the Los Angeles people who bought the sellout stations. Just remember that as you go down 'The' 8-80. Doesn't this extremely pathetic attempt at sounding like a San Franciscan PROVE that we're one of you and definitely NOT from L.A? No? Okay, then I love to get my ass rammed. NOW we're one of you. Right? Right?"

And if you're not from Northern California, you have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.

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